she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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