YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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