Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
How external is "for external use only"?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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