How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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