i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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