We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Alive.
So much puke
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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