I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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