therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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