its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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