I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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