Buhtt sex?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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