just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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