In the future we'll all be gay
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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