Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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