Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
