you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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