There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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