everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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