Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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