Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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