She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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