i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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