Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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