question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
A bitchslap is in order.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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