Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Damn victory sex feels great
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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