so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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