never play flip cup with pint glasses
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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