can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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