great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I think a kid would responsible me up
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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