Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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