O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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