is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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