If i come over, it means nothing
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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