I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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