Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
