I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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