I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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