what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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