apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Screwed.edu
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Randomize
