she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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