Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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