We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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