i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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