honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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