remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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