What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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