i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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