On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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