Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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