can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It was confusing and full of hummus
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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