I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
