So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He has the fingertips of a God
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