Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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